
**Subic Bay's BEST Kid-Friendly Hostel: Unit 30A Awaits!**
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into a review of "Subic Bay's BEST Kid-Friendly Hostel: Unit 30A Awaits!" and, honestly, I'm EXCITED. Forget those sterile, corporate reviews – we're going for REAL here. And let's be honest, with kids in tow, "real" can mean anything from a blissful beach day to a total meltdown over a missing stuffed animal. So, let's see if Unit 30A can handle it.
First Impressions (and the Chaotic Arrival)
Okay, so accessibility, right? Important. The website says it's accessible. Now, I'm not in a wheelchair myself, but I have seen what trying to wrangle a double stroller through a poorly designed hotel can do to a person's sanity. This place? Yep, good. Elevators were a lifesaver (especially after a long flight) and the main areas seemed relatively easy to navigate with a stroller or wheelchair. Not perfectly flat everywhere, let's be honest, but definitely better than many places I've been.
And speaking of arrival… (Deep breath). You know how you envision a smooth check-in? Let's just say our kids decided that was the perfect moment for a collective tantrum. Tears, snot, demands for snacks… the works. The staff at the front desk? Honestly, they were amazing. They kept smiling, offered juice boxes (godsend!), and even helped carry our bags. That's a HUGE win in my book, especially when you're frazzled. The check-in/out [express] and check-in/out [private] options were both available, which is great. If you're like me, express is the goal but private is what you need when things go sideways, which, let's be real, they often do.
The Room (and the Pursuit of Quiet)
Okay, the room. The holy grail. Cleanliness and safety are obviously top of mind. The website boasts about anti-viral cleaning products, rooms sanitized between stays, and professional-grade sanitizing services. Look, I'm not a germaphobe, but I'm a parent. I’m paranoid. You know? The room felt clean. Smelled clean. The staff, trained of course in safety protocol, clearly take it seriously and the daily disinfection in common areas is good for your piece of mind too. There wasn’t any lingering, tell-tale “hotel smell” (you know the one), which is a HUGE plus.
The non-smoking rooms were a big draw because we don't smoke and soundproof rooms were so appealing. The alarm clock and wake-up service can be helpful, but the blackout curtains? Absolutely critical for wrangling kids into sleep mode. The extra long bed was nice for those midnight co-sleeping moments (don't judge!). And the air conditioning was a godsend because Subic Bay can get HOT.
Now, the Internet access – LAN and Wi-Fi [free]? Worked without a hitch. Needed to upload a few vids for work and watch netflix to unwind at night. A true lifesaver. And, look, complimentary tea and a refrigerator – essentials.
Food, Glorious Food (and the Battle of the Picky Eaters)
Okay, let's talk food. Dining, drinking, and snacking are crucial, especially when you're traveling with kids. Here's where Unit 30A really shines. The restaurant options are plentiful. A la carte in restaurant, good. Breakfast [buffet]? Even better, especially with kids, because "buffet" translates to "endless possibilities." Asian breakfast was an option, and the Asian cuisine in restaurant was actually REALLY good. The western breakfast and western cuisine in restaurant options were equally impressive, catering to even the pickiest eaters.
There's a coffee/tea in restaurant (thank the heavens), and a snack bar is a plus. The bars were pretty lively, even with kids around but I mostly went for the poolside bar! Happy hour was a lot of fun!
One minor, (and I mean minor!) thing: I wasn't able to find any vegetarian restaurant near site, but i can't complain much because they included vegetarian meals in the restaurant.
Oh. And speaking of food delivery, the food delivery option helped when we were exhausted.
The Kids' Club (and Mom's Freedom!)
Family/child friendly is an understatement. The babysitting service was actually pretty affordable, which allowed us some (gasp!) adult time! There's a kids meal, and kids facilities. The Kids facilities are good but I wish they'd had one or two more age-specific areas.
Relaxation & Fun (AKA, Attempting to Recharge)
This is where Unit 30A really sells itself – if you have kids that is! The swimming pool [outdoor] is the highlight. There's a pool with view which is a plus . They also have a Spa/sauna and a Spa. I took advantage of the Massage which was divine , and the Foot bath gym/fitness.
The "Extras" (and the Little Things That Matter)
Okay, the Services and conveniences are worth mentioning. Concierge was super helpful answering questions. I also really liked the currency exchange, and the luggage storage. The laundry service was a life-saver after those beach days.
The Real Nitty-Gritty: Safety and Security
CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property. It's a bonus when you are visiting different places and you can feel at ease. The front desk [24-hour] offers peace of mind. And the fire extinguisher, smoke alarms, and safe dining setup all add to the sense of security.
The Quibbles (Because Nothing's Perfect)
*The *convenience store* wasn't as well-stocked as I'd hoped. *I wasn't able to find any *pets allowed* *I wasn't able to find any *shrine*
Final Verdict (and the Verdict's Messy Emotions)
Would I recommend "Subic Bay's BEST Kid-Friendly Hostel: Unit 30A Awaits!"? Hell yes.
Here's the messy, honest, human take-away: This place isn't perfect. No place with kids will be. But the staff's friendliness, the cleanliness, the kid-friendly amenities, and the overall relaxed vibe more than make up for the few minor imperfections. It's a place where you can actually RELAX, even with the chaos of kids. It’s a place where you can actually breathe. That's worth its weight in gold.
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- Safety First, Always: We prioritize your family's well-being with rigorous cleanliness and safety measures, including anti-viral cleaning products, rooms sanitized between stays, and staff trained in safety protocol. Feel secure with CCTV in common areas and a 24-hour front desk.
- Delicious Dining: Satisfy every craving with our diverse restaurant options, from delicious Asian cuisine to comforting Western breakfast. Enjoy refreshing drinks at our lively poolside bar.
- Effortless Convenience: From airport transfer to laundry service, we've got you covered. Enjoy free Wi-Fi [free] throughout the property. and simple contactless check-in/out
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Fort Lauderdale's HOTTEST Tiny Homes: Live the Dream!
Alright, buckle up buttercup, because we're about to dive headfirst into a Subic Bay adventure so chaotic, so gloriously messy, it'd make a toddler with a crayon-stained face proud. This isn't your meticulously planned, Instagram-perfect itinerary. This is the real deal, the one that comes with sandy toes, questionable food choices, and the potential for a serious sunburn. Welcome to my brain, basically.
Kiddie Hostel Unit 30A, Subic Bay: My Messy Masterpiece (or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Mosquito Bites)
Day 1: Arrival and the Glorious, Chaotic Welcome
1:00 PM: Arrive at Kiddie Hostel. Okay, first impression: it is kiddie-themed. Like, seriously. Expect bright colors, cartoon characters plastered everywhere, and possibly a faint whiff of bubblegum-scented disinfectant. Deep breath. Embrace the chaos. My room? Let's just say it involved a tiny bed that looked like it was designed for a particularly pampered hamster. But hey, at least the AC works. That's a win in the humid Philippines.
1:30 PM: Unpack. Realization hits: I forgot my actual sunscreen. Just the tiny sample packet - enough for my nose, maybe. Cue immediate internal panic. This day isn't off to a good start.
2:00 PM: Venture out in search of sustenance. The hostel's "recommended" eatery? Closed. Typical. Okay, okay. Time to channel my inner Bear Grylls and survive on street food. Found a kwek kwek stall – deep-fried quail eggs, dipped in a bright orange batter. Delicious. Also, potentially lethal. Maybe I should have brought more antibiotics.
3:00 PM: Attempting to navigate the Subic Bay Freeport Zone. "Freeport" sounds fancy! In reality? It's a sprawling, confusing labyrinth of shops, restaurants, and… well, I'm not entirely sure what half of it is. Ended up wandering aimlessly for a good hour, feeling increasingly lost and mildly sunburnt (thanks for nothing, sunscreen sample).
4:00 PM: Found a beach! Victory! Beautiful, turquoise water. Sand so white it practically glows. Immediately, I felt the stress melting away. Except… mosquitoes. Hundreds of them. I swear, they were personally offended by my presence. Got bitten in places I didn't even know I had.
5:00 PM: Resorting to the hostel's (thankfully, readily available) mosquito repellent. It smells like citronella and regret.
6:00 PM: Dinner at a… let's say “local” restaurant. I ordered something I couldn’t pronounce, and it turned out to be… interesting. The food was fine, the company, even better, a group of fellow travelers from England.
7:30 PM: Karaoke night at the hostel. Yes, really. My inner critic is screaming from the rafters right now. Let’s just say my rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody" was, shall we say, enthusiastic. The audience? Surprisingly supportive. Maybe they were all deafened by the questionable sound system.
9:00 PM: Collapsing into bed. Exhausted. Sunburnt. Slightly buzzed. Definitely mosquito-bitten. A perfect first day, in its own messy way.
Day 2: The Deep Dive (Literally and Figuratively)
8:00 AM: Wake up feeling… surprisingly alive. The mosquito bites are itching like nobody's business, but hey, at least I didn't get malaria. Breakfast is a local delicacy. I decided it was a breakfast of champions.
9:00 AM: Prepping for scuba diving. Okay, hear me out. I've always been terrified of deep water. Like, genuinely. But Subic Bay is famous for its diving. So, I figured, "When in the Philippines, conquer your irrational fears." Signed up for a beginner's lesson.
10:00 AM: The Dive. The moment of truth. The instructor, a weathered guy named Rico with a permanent tan and a twinkle in his eye, was fantastic. He made me feel surprisingly calm during the boat ride.
10:30 AM: Into the water. The air tank is heavy, the mask fogs up, and I'm convinced I'll drown. But then… Wow. The underwater world is breathtaking. Schools of brilliantly colored fish, coral reefs, the sun dancing on the water. Forget my fear. It was pure magic. I was actually doing it! Diving! It was a feeling of freedom like no other.
11:30 AM: Back on the boat. Elated, exhausted, and completely addicted. I want more!
1:00 PM: Lunch. Fried fish that may or may not have been freshly caught. Delicious. Seriously, best fish I've ever had.
2:00 PM: Visiting the historical park and learning a lot about the US Naval Base.
4:00 PM: Exploring a local market. Haggling for souvenirs. Buying way too much.
6:00 PM: Dinner. Trying to explain the diving experience to my fellow travelers. They nod politely. I suspect they think I'm a bit mad.
7:30 PM: More karaoke. This time, I try a duet. We sound terrible, but we're having fun.
9:00 PM: Back in my hamster-sized bed, dreaming of turquoise water and vibrant fish. Another chaotic, wonderful day.
Day 3: Farewell, For Now (and a Plea for More Sunscreen)
8:00 AM: Breakfast. Staring forlornly at the rapidly diminishing supply of mosquito repellent.
9:00 AM: A final, slightly frantic attempt at sunbathing (with actual sunscreen, this time!). Realizing how much I’m going to miss this place.
10:00 AM: Checking out. Saying goodbye to Kiddie Hostel, the mosquito bites, and the chaotic charm of Subic Bay.
11:00 AM: Buying a ridiculous amount of pasalubong at the shop (souvenirs). Realizing I'll probably never actually use half of it but feeling the need to bring some memories home.
12:00 PM: Heading to the airport. Reflecting on my time in Subic. It wasn't perfect. There were problems, there were missteps, and there were a LOT of mosquito bites. But it was real. It was funny. It was a messy, wonderful adventure. And I wouldn’t trade it for anything.
1:00 PM: Saying goodbye to the Philippines… for now. Until next time, Subic!


