Escape to Paradise: Yelagiri's Elite Resort Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Yelagiri's Elite Resort Awaits! - A Messy, Honest Review (and Why You NEED to Book!)
Alright, folks, buckle up. Because this isn't your typical, sanitized hotel review. This is the REAL deal. I'm talking raw, unfiltered, and probably a little bit rambly. I just got back from Escape to Paradise: Yelagiri's Elite Resort Awaits! and lemme tell you… it's a lot.
First off, let's get the "official" stuff out of the way. This place is in Yelagiri, which, if you haven't been is a total hidden gem. It's kind of tough to get too. Let's be real, getting there is part of the adventure.
Accessibility: Now, let's be honest; navigating a resort in the hills can always be a gamble. The resort itself? I'd say pretty good. There are Facilities for disabled guests, and an elevator. It’s not flawlessly perfect, like, every nook and cranny is wheel-chair accessible, so check with the resort directly about your specific needs, but they are aiming for accessible.
Cleanliness and, well, Safety: This is HUGE right now. I was seriously impressed. They’re clearly taking Covid seriously. The place is practically gleaming. I'm talking Anti-viral cleaning products, Rooms sanitized between stays, Daily disinfection in common areas, and Staff trained in safety protocols. They even have Hand sanitizer EVERYWHERE, and little things like, cashless payment service. Makes you feel safe, right? Which, let's be honest, it's a super important factor these days. They've even got first aid kits and a doctor/nurse on call! It's a fortress of hygiene!
The Rooms: My Little Oasis… Mostly.
Okay, let's talk about the rooms. My room? Glorious, just glorious. It had Air conditioning, a desk which was a lifesaver, and some of the basics like the Coffee/tea maker, hair dryer, and free bottled water, all of which are pretty standard. But it was the view from the window that opens that got me. Seriously, the view! I could see a little patch of forest, and every morning, the birds were like a symphony alarm clock.
Now, the bed? Extra-long, which is a win for me (tall person problems!). The bathrobes and slippers? Pure luxury. The Blackout curtains? Genius. I'm a light sleeper, and those things are essential.
However (and here's where the "realness" comes in), I did experience a slight hiccup. The seating area wasn't quite as comfy as I expected. It's a minor gripe, but it did take away a touch from the relaxing ambience. No biggie, but it’s just a tiny detail. And I actually missed a reading light.
Eating, Drinking, and Generally Indulging: Oh My!
Okay, foodies, listen up! This is where Escape to Paradise really shines. The Restaurants are incredible, and the options were vast. I'm a huge fan of Asian cuisine, and they did it right. I mean, absolutely perfect! (ok maybe a little bias there) but I can't forget the desserts in the restaurant!
The breakfast [buffet] was a feast! Plus, there's breakfast in the room option – which I REALLY appreciated after a late night at the Bar. The bar itself is fantastic. They have a poolside bar that is perfect for Happy Hour.
This is an example of where messy honesty is perfect. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was fantastic! The salad in the restaurant was fresh, and they even had soup in the restaurant.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax (And My Honest Reactions!):
Alright, let's be honest, I love a good pamper session. The Spa is pure bliss. That is the reason you go here.
My highlight? Hands down, the body scrub. Oh. My. God. I was scrubbed, massaged, and wrapped in a cocoon of pure relaxation. It was like shedding a layer of stress and emerging a new, more zen version of myself. I actually think I fell asleep. Twice.
I did utilize the Sauna and steam room too. The Pool with a view is perfect for, well, looking at the view! It's just a wonderful place to chill and unwind. They have a Fitness center and gym/fitness, but I was not planning on going there. But, hey – options!
For the Kids AND Families:
They're clearly family/child friendly which is super helpful for family holidays!
Services and Conveniences:
They offer everything you'd expect, and then some. There's Air conditioning in public area, a concierge (amazing for booking adventures), currency exchange, daily housekeeping, and the usual stuff. They have a laundry service and dry cleaning, which is a total lifesaver.
The Fine Print (and Some Quirks):
- Internet: The Wi-Fi [free] was generally reliable. I had to reconnect a few times, but hey, it is internet, right?
- Pet Peeves: If you want to bring your furry friend, it's a no-go. Pets allowed unavailable
- Getting Around: They offer Airport transfer, taxi service, and car park [free of charge].
My Slightly Rambling, Ultimately Positive Conclusion:
Look, Escape to Paradise isn't perfect. No place is. But it's pretty damn close. It's got incredible food, a fantastic spa, comfortable rooms, and a stunning setting. Plus, that feeling of safety and cleanliness is priceless right now.
The Honest Score: A solid 4.5 out of 5 stars (because nothing is ever perfect, and I'm still missing that reading light).
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to embark on a gloriously imperfect, hilariously human journey to Elite Resort in Yelagiri, India. Forget those pristine, robot-written itineraries. This is the real deal. My brain, fueled by way too much coffee, will attempt to wrangle this travel chaos into something resembling a plan, complete with side-eyes, sighs, and the occasional existential crisis. Let's dive in!
Yelagiri Yikes! (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Hill Station)
Day 1: Arrival and the "Oh God, What Have I Done?" Feeling
- Morning (8:00 AM): Wake up. Or, rather, attempt to wake up. My internal clock is less "tick-tock" and more "blare-the-alarm-and-then-hit-snooze-five-times." The first hurdle: actually getting out of bed. Pack. Re-pack. Question if I've packed enough socks (the answer is always no, I'll always feel the lack later).
- Morning (10:00 AM): The drive! This is where the adventure REALLY starts. I'm renting a car, for the first time in India. I had this brilliant, romantic vision of myself, windows down, wind in my hair (okay, realistically, hair plastered with sweat and the general Indian dust-aesthetic), singing along to Bollywood tunes. The reality? More like tense white-knuckling, navigating the chaotic traffic, and praying to every deity I can think of that the GPS doesn't abandon me.
- Afternoon (02:00 PM): Arrive at Elite Resort. Okay, okay, it's not the Taj Mahal, but it's clean, the air smells vaguely of eucalyptus, and there's a pool that's calling my name (more on that later). Check-in. Blah, blah, forms, blah, blah, key cards. The staff are ridiculously polite, which is both comforting and slightly unnerving. Are they judging my travel attire? Probably. Do I care? Maybe.
- Afternoon (03:00 PM): Room recon. Assess landscape. Unpack, then immediately repack. I swear, I'm the only person on earth who over packs and unpacks like a deranged squirrel burying nuts.
- Afternoon (04:00 PM): Lunch at the resort's restaurant. This is the moment of truth. Will the food be delicious or will it be…a culinary adventure? (aka: will I need a Pepto-Bismol chaser?) The menu, bless its heart, has a mishmash of Indian and Continental fare. I opt for something familiar because I'm still recovering from the drive. Chicken Tikka Masala. Oh god, this is good. I'm in immediate, culinary bliss.
- Evening (06:00 PM): Pool time! This is the reason I booked this resort. The pool is small, but the view is worth it. The sun is setting, painting the sky in these ridiculous, vibrant colours. I spend an hour doing minimal swimming, mainly floating, staring at the clouds, and feeling the tension in my shoulders begin to melt away. This is the life!
- Evening (07:30 PM): Dinner. Another round of deliciousness, followed by a stroll around the resort. Everything is quiet here, which makes me realize how much I needed it. This is probably the most I have relaxed in ages, and it's a godsend.
- Evening (09:00 PM): Bed. Actually, I need to use the bathroom. Then, bed, for real this time.
Day 2: Trekking, Temptation, and the Tale of the Lost Sunglasses
- Morning (07:00 AM): Wake up. No snooze button this time, the air here feels fresh and different. Coffee. Because, duh.
- Morning (08:00 AM): Breakfast. Idli and Sambhar! (a South Indian staple). The Sambhar is good enough that I almost lick the bowl clean.
- Morning (09:00 AM): A trek! I was sold on the idea of a "gentle" hike to a viewpoint. My muscles are pretty ok with it, but the view is magnificent. Lush, undulating hills. I mean, it was hard work but you gotta love a good view.
- Morning (11:00 AM): Snacks and small talk! I'm really starting to think I should have brought more water. A group of friendly locals join us. We chat about the local history. They're so welcoming and patient, it makes me realize how much I actually love travelling and seeing other cultures.
- Afternoon (12:30 PM): THE LOST SUNGLASSES – I realise my sunglasses are gone. Panic mode activated. Did I drop them? Did someone steal them? Probably dropped them. I retrace my steps, my heart sinking with each fruitless search. I'm not sure what I'm more upset about - the loss of my favorite sunglasses or the fact that I feel like a total klutz. Sigh. I need a drink.
- Afternoon (02:00 PM): Lunch. Defeated but hungry, I sit down for some lunch. Maybe I'll try to find a replacement pair later.
- Afternoon (03:00 PM): THE TEMPTATION. Seriously, the hotel has a spa and the prices are reasonable. I book a massage. Best. Decision. Ever. The masseuse worked out knots I didn't even know I had. I emerge from the spa feeling like a reborn butterfly.
- Evening (06:00 PM): Sunset over the hills. Another perfect moment. I swear, I'm beginning to think I could get used to this peacefulness.
- Evening (07:30 PM): Dinner. I try something new. A fiery Hyderabadi Biryani. And oh, wow. My mouth is on fire, my eyes are watering, and I don't care - it's incredible.
- Evening (09:00 PM): Stargazing. The night sky is clear. I look up at the stars and feel a sense of awe. I'm alone but not lonely. And for a fleeting moment, the lack of sunglasses doesn't matter. A real moment. Real.
Day 3: Departure - (Maybe) and the Promise of Home
- Morning (08:00 AM): Wake up. The peace and quiet has completely done its job. Breakfast then packing. The inevitable packing battle. I try to fit everything back in the suitcase—a losing game, as usual. I'll arrive home to a suitcase explosion, I know it.
- Morning (10:00 AM): One last dip in the pool. I want to stay in this moment forever!
- Afternoon (12:00 PM): Check out. The staff are just as polite as ever. I bid adieu to my temporary paradise.
- Afternoon (01:00 PM): Lunch.
- Afternoon (02:00 PM): The long drive back home. I'm ready for it.
- Evening (07:00 PM): Home!
Quirky Observations, Rambles, and Imperfections:
- I swear the monkeys in Yelagiri have a sophisticated understanding of human psychology. They know exactly when you're holding a snack.
- I took a "nature walk" that turned into a mosquito buffet. Turns out, I'm quite delicious to the local fauna.
- I tried bargaining with a street vendor for some trinkets. I’m terrible at it. Ended up paying more than I should have and feeling guilty.
- This whole trip has reminded me that I'm a complete control freak, but also that sometimes, letting go and embracing the chaos is the best way to travel.
- I'm already planning my next trip back to Yelagiri. I need to find those sunglasses… or at least buy a replacement pair.
So there you have it. Not perfect. Not glamorous. But real. And that, my friends, is the heart of any good adventure. Until next time, Yelagiri!
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What about work? I'm kind of miserable at my job…
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